Hiccups are officially the worst thing on the planet. My family and I went to dinner at IHOP tonight, and when I got home, I started doing my homework, and then got the hiccups. My dad asked me "Do you want me to yell at you?"
I asked, "Why?"
"To scare the hiccups away," he replied.
I told him no, but being my dad, he did anyway.
And my hiccups got worse and became full body hiccups.
Hiccups Hiccups go away
Don't come back another day.